You have reached KOS-MOS, Vector's Anti-Gnosis Annihilation Weapon. I am currently incapable of accepting your communication. Leave a message and I will respond in due time.

If this is an emergency, press the number "7" and you will be given a direct line of contact with me regardless of my location.

[ooc: Anyone that has an emergency while KOS-MOS is charging her power cells, the call will override that function so that she can answer.]